February 2012
Bored. I want to text. hmu.
If you’re my friend I have unspoken permission to touch your boobs.
If you say no, our friendship will end.
The end.
I was just told that if two of the people don’t know how to fucking maneuver that it turns into a frustrating game of twister……
Time to watch some porn so I can learn the art of having a threesome.
An Actual threesome, not a CHOO CHOO train.
How the hell do you arrange a 3some?
Like, do you be like, “Hey, want to fuck me and this other chick at the same time?”
or is like asking really rachet =/